“The Hangover” 2009 : Bradley Cooper
I’m at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I’ve spent on you. Where have the times gone baby it’s all wrong, where are the plans we made for two? If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like this. All those fairytales are full of shit, one more fucking love song I’ll be sick
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm dead
